🧦 Tall / Heavy Wear / Naturally Scented

These tall socks put in the miles—worn barefoot in boots style for over 3 hours as I explored the Great Smoky Mountains National Park. From soft grass and dusty trails to gravel, dirt, and river rock, they soaked up every scenic step.

Expect visible wear, natural staining on the soles, and a few tiny trail souvenirs (bits of nature still clinging to the fibers like a love note from the forest). Not machine-washed. Not faked. Just gloriously real.

Includes a full photo and video set of the journey—plus a satisfying sock removal clip once we made camp.

Only one pair made it out of the woods. 🏕️ Claim them before someone else gets their hands (or nose) on ’em.

🌲 Wild & Woolly – Smoky Mountains Edition

$90.00

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